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Courtney Ford:
Courtney Ford
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Information:
Name: Courtney Ford
Born: 1978-06-27
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Monk (2008), Lie to Me (2008), How I Met Your Mother (2008), Gears of War 2 (2008), South Park (1998)
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Jami Gertz:
Jami Gertz Nude
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Information:
Name: Jami Gertz
Born: 1965-10-28
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Crossroads (1986), CBS Cares (2006), Sidewalks Entertainment (2007), Late Night with David Letterman (1993), Less Than Zero (1987)
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Sofia Milos:
Sofia Milos
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Information:
Name: Sofia Milos
Born: 1965-09-27
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Double Bang (2001), Desire (2006), CSI (2004), Friends (1994), CSI (2006)
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Q: Did you hear about the
Polak who thought
his wife was trying to
kill him?
A: On her dressing table he
found a bottle of "Polish Remover".
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If you cross a telephone and a pair of
scissors, what do you get?
Snippy answers.
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Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated
into
my room!
Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing
through.
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Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the
banjo?
A: They make good paddles.
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Is lunch the favorite
subject of piglets?
No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
WildonSeignouroh
Q: Why can't blondes put in light
bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
BairdLunMc
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch
colors: purple,
hot pink, or aqua!
DouglasHanraoiYQ
Teacher: Why do you want to
work in a bank,
Alan?
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, sir.
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CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float?
WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
ShandyAndyns
Patient:Do you extract teeth
painlessly?
Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my
wrist
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