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Panasonic 103in Maneater Devours Girl: Are You Next?

"The poor girl didn't stand a chance." Witnesses said at the scene.

 

Panasonic unleashed a monster when it unveiled its world record breaking 103 inch plasma HDTV. Crowds gasped when the monstrosity was first unleashed at a public display. The crowd was horrified when the uncontrollable beast actually devoured the lovely demo model before their very eyes.

 

Osaka manufacturer of horrors Matsushita, known in North America as Panasonic, now plots to unleash a terrible army of man eaters across the globe. Matsushita will begin taking orders for the TH-103PZ600U in September. The world record breaking carnivore is 1080P capable and has a 4000:1 contrast ratio and 4,096 steps of gradation. It's said to contain over two million razor sharp pixels for a truly lethal 1,920x1080 bite.

 

Beware! If you attempt to handle the leviathan yourself you'll not only have to face its insatiable appetite but you'll be $70,000 US dollars lighter for the experience.

 

 

This new king of beasts stands 1.4 meters across and is said to be bigger than a double sized mattress and almost as heavy as an upright piano. The Japanese monster had its first battle with a similar Korean beast over the Sea of Japan. Locked in an epic struggle with Samsung's own 102 inch Plasma it was Panasonic's monster that prevailed. Now there is nothing standing between the Matsushita's abomination and North America. They are likely to enter the continental United States from both coasts. Expect the reign of terror to begin in New York and California before making its way into the Midwest if it is not stopped.

 

Remain vigilant and watch out for this High Definition behemoth. It might be coming to your neighborhood sooner than you think.

Published Friday, July 21, 2006 10:59 AM by
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